Friday, December 14, 2007

R.I.P. Ashton Micheal 2001-2007




Our little man. He was the best bunny ever. He was a Valentine's Day present for my Trinket. He was really hers. He didn't like anyone else. Whenever she was around he would hop and snuggle right up against her chest. We had him for a good long time.


Today he left us. I guess it was his little bunny time. We will miss him. We only hope that we were as good to him as he was to us. He gave us much joy and laughter.


night night sweet little man. Run in those fields of alfalfa. We love you!

Saturday, December 01, 2007

SUPER COOL FOR THE TROOPS!

SEND A CARD FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show the men and women that are fighting for what may be a lost cause, that we support their willingness to stand up for all of us!

Peace ya'll!

Monday, November 26, 2007

I just Spent $1M!!!! WHOOO!!

If I was a millionaire, I'd buy...
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Monday, November 05, 2007

Starting again...

Ok so me and Trink starting our "routine" again. Pray that we can stick with it. It felt REALLY good to walk and get the blood pumping and not DIE. Yes, that's part of my anxiety. of course I have to work with the string-willed dog and her leash etiquette.

We walked from about 5:30 ish to 6pm ish.....I didn't look at the clock when we left, so tomorrow I will make sure that we do. We did a nice route around the complex. Luckily the weather is cooler now so we aren't dying of heat stroke.

Also, I sort of had a brain thing that if God waznts me, He's gonna take me when HE wants me not when I'm "ready" So, I need to stop being so afraid of life.

Thanks for the encouragement. I'm excited about it.

Peace ya'll!

Friday, October 05, 2007

My humps.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

HAHAHA This is soo frikkin funny...you HAVE to watch it.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Celebrity Run-In's

I was thinking about this today for some reason. How many of you have had any celebrity "run-ins", "drive-bys?" I have had a few, some have been random and some have been at geeky conventions. But my favorite has GOT to be from 1998. I went to Halloween Horrors in Orlando with my friend Salty and my sister. We were wandering around the park when Salty had the urge to call Belize and check in. So we ended up in the bathroom at the Monster Cafe. I am sitting outside the bathroom, with my sister when out of the men's room walks.....wait for it.....


ERIC FRIKKIN ROBERTS!!!!

Yes, I said Eric Roberts! Julias big brother.!! I nearly fell out of my chair. I tried to tell my sister who was lookin at me like I was crazy who it was without YELLING, and she just wasn't getting it. I ran and grabbed Salty off the phone and told them both who it was. We proceeded to rush around the restaurant looking for him. I thought we had lost him when we ended up outside. He was standing in line getting a drink.


He saw me looking at him....( I was about 20 yards away.) and like a moron I mouthed to him "Are you who I think you are?"
He was like, "what?" and waved me over.
I said, "Are you who I think you are?"

"Who do you think I am?"

"Eric Roberts?"

"Yea I'm Eric, what's your name?" he held out his hand...and like a total moron...I'm like....Duh duhd uh.....

Then my sister who was 15 at the time is standing beside me and she goes, "Hi. I'm smailin at ya!" ROFLMAO!
He's like, "I can see that."


He actually talked to us for a while and was very gracious. We really didn't want to make a big scene so he took some pictures with us individually. And we left him alone. We were waiting for the parade to go down main street, FREAKED out that we just met ERIC ROBERTS, and talking about it, and my sister goes... "OMG he's coming over, he's coming over...and here he is... HI!"

Sure enough there he was with his friends. "What are you guys doing? What rides have you been on?"


TOTALLY DUMBFOUNDED. Just starstruck. He chatted with us for a while and then headed off to ride King Kong. We were laughing hysterically. Frankly, I don't think he realized how old my sister was. He was givin her the eye like crazy. I almost had to punch him. hahah . He was very nice, and very good looking. Here's the picture....


Share your stories I'd love to hear them!

Peace ya'll!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

WE GOT SPANKED!!!!!

Well, Our Girls thanks to some bad "calls" by the officials, and bad "decisions" by our coach, we got tromped! It seems that the late, behind-the-scenes (drinkin) natch, brilliance! Coach Ryan thought that since we had played alright the last few games, and finally started to really get into a rhythm as a team, he would sub out Our goalie, Hope Solo for hero Briana Scurry. Mind you, Briana is an AMAZING goalie, but she hasn't played a full game since...when? Oh that's right JUNE!!!

This decision I believe threw the team into an emotional spiral. It also put Briana, in a very difficult position. Expected to "save the day" with her rusty, albeit formidable skills. It was just too much. The bumbling officials, The brilliant Brazilian team, and the mistakes and fouls by our team. It was soon too far to catch up. We played our hearts out, Abby Wambach still ran her ass all over the field determined as ever. Kristine Lilly, the heart and soul of the team tried to make some plays, tried to keep her team spirits up. God bless her heart literally, she is the heart of this team. Sad that this will be her last World Cup. I hope she sticks around for the Olympics.

Sunday morning we play Norway for third place. Think Hope might be playing again.

GO USA!! I love our girls!

Monday, September 24, 2007

Butt crack of dawn swimmin

Ok, so me and the Missus decided it would be a good idea to get up at 5a.m. and head to the swimmin hole. Since my Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket doctor says that because of my knee it would be better to have very little impact on it. So we head on down in the dark of the ghetto. I'm still kind of amazed that we did it. It's been raining like crazy here, so we were a little worried about the lightening and such. We lucked out. We hop in the pool Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket It's surprisingly not freezing. We start doin some aerobic stuff giggling because neither of us want to go into the deep end. It's dark and scary, there could be.... Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket scary things down there.... so we stayed in the midway point and swam back and forth for about 20 mins which is AWESOME for two fat girls!! Go us!! We rock!!

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Saturday, September 22, 2007

U.S. Women's Team Advances!!!!

The Girls kicked Booty.

We came out in the 2nd half like we had something to prove. Abby Wambach took a header into the goal for the first point of the game, and it was all down hill for England from there.


Stephanie Lopez took a cleat to the head it should've been a red card, but no call. She went to the sidelines and got a couple staples and was right back in it. Can you say, badass??


Shannon Boxx came in from mid-field and smacked one right in. It was awesome.

The third goal was scored by the Capt. Kristine Lilly, who so far hasn't had a goal in this tournament. England's goalie misread a bounce, and Lilly just kept with it and "walked" it right in for a goal. It was a GREAT game and if you aren't watching, what are you waiting for???

They will be playing in the semi-finals against either Brazil or Australia, to be decided tomorrow morning.

Today the girls pulled off a 3-0 victory over England. Thursday we play the winner of the BR - Aus. Match up!

GO GIRLS!!!!! Support our women's teams!!! WOOTY!!! It's soo awesome!!!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Reasons to watch the USA Women's Nat'l Team.

Hope "HOLY COW" Solo

Abby "Who needs stitches I'm a badass" Wambach

Natasha "Aloha" Kai

THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM!

Monday, September 17, 2007

OMG Just for Laughs

Something to think about.....

Quite a message. Something serious for a change.



The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.


My confession:

I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.


It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a church, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.


I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushedaround, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.


Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.


In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.


Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response.

She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives.
And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"


In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.

Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.


Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.


Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."


Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.


Are you laughing?


Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.


Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.


Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in. My Best Regards.



Honestly and respectfully,

Ben Stein

Friday, September 14, 2007

A Day of Loss ends in Loss

THEY GOT HIM.

One more bad guy off the streets.

My prayers all with all the families involved in this terrible day.

Peace

Thursday, September 13, 2007

FUCKIN BASTARD!!!

FIND THE FUCKER~~~!!!!

This kind of crap truly pisses me off! I hope they find this fucker and beat the crap out of him and put a bullet in him. My brother is a police officer and I worry about him everyday, out on the streets trying to protect people. And assholes like this, just have a disregard for life and shoot 4 police officers without remorse.

I'm so angry, I really hope they find this guy and kill him.

Forgive me God for feeling this way, but fuckers like him need consequences.


Friday, September 07, 2007

Sometimes Shit is just WRONG!

Thanks to Beckyloo for the info.

I just learned about a case of segregation-era oppression happening today in Jena, Louisiana. I signed onto ColorOfChange.org's campaign for justice in Jena, and wanted to invite you to do the same.

http://www.colorofchange.org/jena/?id=1534-321116

Last fall in Jena, the day after two Black high school students sat beneath the "white tree" on their campus, nooses were hung from the tree. When the superintendent dismissed the nooses as a "prank," more Black students sat under the tree in protest. The District Attorney then came to the school accompanied by the town's police and demanded that the students end their protest, telling them, "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy... I can take away your lives with a stroke of my pen."

A series of white-on-black incidents of violence followed, and the DA did nothing. But when a white student was beaten up in a schoolyard fight, the DA responded by charging six black students with attempted murder and conspiracy to commit murder.

It's a story that reads like one from the Jim Crow era, when judges, lawyers and all-white juries used the justice system to keep blacks in "their place." But it's happening today. The families of these young men are fighting back, but the story has gotten minimal press. Together, we can make sure their story is told and that the Governor of Louisiana intervenes and provides justice for the Jena 6. It starts now. Please join me:

http://www.colorofchange.org/jena/?id=1534-321116

The noose-hanging incident and the DA's visit to the school set the stage for everything that followed. Racial tension escalated over the next couple of months, and on November 30, the main academic building of Jena High School was burned down in an unsolved fire. Later the same weekend, a black student was beaten up by white students at a party. The next day, black students at a convenience store were threatened by a young white man with a shotgun. They wrestled the gun from him and ran away. While no charges were filed against the white man, the students were later arrested for the theft of the gun.

That Monday at school, a white student, who had been a vocal supporter of the students who hung the nooses, taunted the black student who was beaten up at the off-campus party and allegedly called several black students "nigger." After lunch, he was knocked down, punched and kicked by black students. He was taken to the hospital, but was released and was well enough to go to a social event that evening.

Six Black Jena High students, Robert Bailey (17), Theo Shaw (17), Carwin Jones (18), Bryant Purvis (17), Mychal Bell (16) and an unidentified minor, were expelled from school, arrested and charged with second-degree attempted murder. The first trial ended last month, and Mychal Bell, who has been in prison since December, was convicted of aggravated battery and conspiracy to commit aggravated battery (both felonies) by an all-white jury in a trial where his public defender called no witnesses. During his trial, Mychal's parents were ordered not to speak to the media and the court prohibited protests from taking place near the courtroom or where the judge could see them.

Mychal is scheduled to be sentenced on July 31st, and could go to jail for 22 years. Theo Shaw's trial is next. He will finally make bail this week.

The Jena Six are lucky to have parents and loved ones who are fighting tooth and nail to free them. They have been threatened but they are standing strong. We know that if the families have to go it alone, their sons will be a long time coming home. But if we act now, we can make a difference.

Join me in demanding that Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco get involved to make sure that justice is served for Mychal Bell, and that DA Reed Walters drop the charges against the 5 boys who have not yet gone to trial.

http://www.colorofchange.org/jena/?id=1534-321116

Thanks.

Hey ya'll, please read the information and sign the petition. Where is the media coverage on this? Seriously? What's going on in the world when stuff like this just sneaks on by?

Peace ya'll!



Thursday, September 06, 2007

All I have to Be is Me!

WOOTY WOOTY........ lol I love to be me, some days. Mostly when I'm laughing and having a good time with my Trink!

ONE STEP AT A TIME. THAT IS HOW I WILL GET WHERE I AM GOING.

So, simple and yet profound. I love the little box of sayings that my Trink made for me! I am happy. And getting happier and more secure. I had a great session last night. I am trying to keep it on a roll.

Peace ya'll!


Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Positive Thoughts and Self Talk. OY!

Ok, so yea I have THE best girlfriend on the PLANET! She goes with me to all my therapy sessions and then proceeds to encourage me with awesome gifts! The last session I was told I had to start positive self talk to re-enforce my confidence. Long story short I'm insecure and blame myself for everything. Yes, EVERYTHING. lol
So, Trink comes up with the great idea. She typed up all of these positive thoughts and sayings, she cut them into little strips and put them into a container for me to pick one everyday. So, each morning, I pick one out an reflect on it or laugh my behind off. It's helping, it really is. so far, these are what I've pulled.

1. I will NOT feel guilty for caring for myself.
2. Loving life increases my energy and passions.
3. I am in charge, I am responsible for the direction of my boat.
4. I will trust my soul it knows the way.
5. I will be proud of my strengths and nurture them.
6. I will look for the beauty in every problem I have to solve.
7. I ALWAYS deserve love.
8. I start great conversations effortlessly and easily.
9. I will NEVER please everyone and that's OK.
10. I project love to everyone I meet.
11. Today I take time to inhale peace and exhale fear.
12. The more I accept and love myself; the more I can accept and love others.

I feel corny sometimes saying these things out loud but it supposedly helps. Trink and I have been having a laugh with some of them. She's the best girlfriend EVER.

Well, that's it for today.

Peace ya'll!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Courage at any age...


Yesterday, we got our Newsweek magazine with a lovely cover discussing Osama Bin Laden. I opened it up and saw this.

I felt so proud of Lorraine Barr. I can't imagine what it must have been like for her to deal with all these feelings and not know who it was "safe" to talk to about them.

I think our generation take it for granted that as GLBT people that it's just accepted, or at the very least discussed in an open forum. As I read her story I was touched by her act of bravery. The courage it must have taken for her to finally be able to talk about the love(s) in her life.

Many of us will never experience the ridicule and disgust that so many people felt and continue to feel towards things they don't understand.

Here's to you Lorraine! I hope that this opens doors, and frees your soul. Love is a beautiful thing and may you be blessed always!

Peace ya'll!
D

Friday, August 10, 2007

God Bless The Men and Women...

Who go out everyday to protect us all from the evil fuckers who want to do us harm. God bless their family and friends who will miss them, when one of those fuckers decides that their drug deal, or thievery or other illegal activity is more important than human life.

Every once in a while we get one but it doesn't make the loss of a loved one any easier to deal with.

God Bless the officers family and friends who are certainly mourning the death of a loved one today. And Our prayers are with the families of those injured in the line of duty.

Peace ya'll

Monday, August 06, 2007

Just one more thing.

Ok, so it's Monday, which some of you know is my "laundry day" I start doing laundry pretty early. Well, Lana and me head to the laundry room and of course the light is out, which can only mean one thing. Someone is in there sleeping on the throw away couch, that maintenance hasn't moved yet.

I make as much noise as I can going in, so 'whomever' is in there will know I'm coming. Of course I'm right. It's the same little black gangster guy that is always there on Mondays. Sleepin off whatever gang banging things he does on Sunday nights. I know, I know, I am sounding prejudice and SO very white, but this is ridiculous.

Lana, naturally starts growling at him, because she's a good judge of character. I load up my laundry and decide I'm gonna put "him" on the spot.

Me: "Want me to turn the light off?"

Him: "huh? yea"

Me: "Do you live in this building?"

Him: "Yea. On the first floor."

Me: (sensing bullshit) "Why aren't you sleepin there?"

Him: "I'm knocked out."

Me: "Ok, I'll be back in half an hour."

Seriously?? lol That was absurd! I KNOW he doesn't live here. However I am going to do my best to handle the situation today. Letting the helpful leasing office know about the problems. Maylene is getting an earful from me today.

Now I'm worried that he's gonna pee on my laundry.

Peace ya'll!

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Bleepin Morons!


Ok, so, we got home last night about 12:15 a.m. No problems, just tired and worn out. I went to sleep about 2:30-3 o'clock. This morning, when my sweet little puppy woke me up at 8 to go potty, I get her collar on and leash and we head to our elevator.

The door opens and in we get. The door closes and as it does I see that someone, (see: fuckin idiot, gangster asshole) has spraypainted in huge black letters
JACK THE RIPPER!

This is just the most moronic, idiot thing. It's been going on for a while. Sometimes I feel like writing beneath his hard work, "Get a fuckin job." or "PUSSY." But this would not ease my anger at the frikkin jerk-offs.

It's so frustrating when you live in the ghetto, and most people are nice and considerate and then you have these wannabe gangsters that come around and have to twist MY environment to their standards.

Fuck you, you pieces of trash, just fuck you. I blame MTV and P. Diddy. Just because I can.

Idiots!

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

How annoying....????




This has GOT to be the most ludicrously annoying advertisement I have EVER seen. It could ONLY be thought up by a MAN. Yes, a MAN. Not even a SMART man. There has GOT to be a better idea than this. I don't think I've EVER met one woman who is like. "OH I can't wait! I'm gonna have SUCH a happy period!" "Did you have a happy period this month?" I can hear the shot guns action now.

Seriously, does anyone else see that commercial and go, "Gee, I never thought of it that way. By golly they're right! I CAN have a happy period!"

Oh Go FUG yourself!

lol

BLATANTLY STOLEN from....

This kick ass chick.

After every flight, Quantas Airline pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

(P= The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S= The solution and action taken by mechanics.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in c o c kpit.
S: Something tightened in c o c kpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in c o c kpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S:Took hammer away from midget

It was so worth the chuckle!!!

Thursday, July 05, 2007

America RULES!!

FINALLY SOMETHING AMERICANS can be PROUD OF!!!!!!


ROCK THE HOT DOGS~


Peace ya'll!

Friday, June 29, 2007

Is it just me???

Do any of you watch So you think you can dance? Does anyone else think that Mary Murphy looks like Rosie and Marie's love child??? lol
I swear I can't look at her without thinking that there was a drunken night between those two!!

lol!! I just had to share!!

Peace ya'll!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

....Floating....Or Space and what it feels like.....

Talk about strange. I was launched into the air by some sort of rocket. They pushed me out the door and told me to remember to do at least 2000 flips before landing back on Earth. I wasn't wearing a space suit. So I flip, flip, flip, and I realize, I'm all alone. Flip... flip.....flip.....I whistle....flip....no sound. I try and sing, flip..... flip...... flip....I can't hear anything. I try to look around as I flip....but can see nothing. It's endlessly dark, flip...flip...flip...

I begin to think about being all alone above the Earth.... flip...flip...flip.... I don't even want to be an astronaut. Flip...flip...flip.... Holy crap! I hate heights... flip..flip..flip..flip... I start to panic as I am flipping. Flip..flip..flip. I am flipping out of control. Flipflipflipflipflip. Much too quickly, I see the Earth rushing closer.... flipflipflipflip...flip...flip...

I'm of center...I'm gonna crash.....it's soo dark.....i wish there was a light....I wish I wasn't alone....

Where the hell are my shoes?!?!?!

Peace ya'll!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

STRANGENESS....

Ok, this is gonna be a weird one. I keep having these recurring dreams about marijuana. I have NO idea why. I have NEVER (really) NEVER smoked the stuff. For some reason tho, I keep having dreams about NEEDing it. WHAT is up with that? Seriously? I am a little concerned.

I know people who've smoked, I've SEEN people smoke. I just don't understand why I sometimes dream about it. It's very disconcerting.

Ok, just thought I'd get that off my chest.

Peace ya'll!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Feelin......funky today.

MySpace Icon Collage

Some of the things I need to say to myself....and others....lol

Friday, June 08, 2007

BACK TO JAIL!!!!!


The public outcry of "INJUSTICE!!! CELEBRITY JUSTICE! MONEY CAN BUY YOU ANYTHING!!" Were apparently heard by all involved with the media. What a firestorm followed the release of and subsequent re-jailing of this "poor, little, rich girl."
I have to admit that I watched like a bad accident as paparazzi, and legit news outlets buzzed around the outside of her home. I asked myself, "why am I watching this circus? I can't even stand this girl!" and that in itself was my answer. She gets under my skin and rubs my sense of justice the WRONG way.
I watched hoping she would go back to jail serve her time and learn something about what it means to be a human being.
I heard so much about her being sad, and hysterical and sans moisturizer. Jail is NOT supposed to be fun! It's supposed to make you feel like crap, so that you won't want to go back. It's supposed to make you say, "Hey, I better tighten up and get straight!"
I don't understand her appeal, I don't think little girls should look up to her. She is a sad commentary on what we as a country are interested in. There is a war going on where people are dying and we are transfixed by this useless waste of space. UGH! I need a life!!!!
Go to jail PARIS!!! DO your time and next time, DON'T do the crime.
Peace ya'll!

That's F@#!ed up!

Paris Hilton Released from Jail Posted on June 7, 2007 (EST)
Socialite and Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton
has been released from jail after only 3 days.
I can hardly wait for all the other prisoners to claim they aren't well enough to serve their sentences. Can you imagine the frikkin uproar?
Paris was reportedly not coping well behind bars. She cried through most of her 23 hours in jail everyday, had three blankets but no pillow, and complained that jail noises and her bright cell are keeping her awake.
Uh....Boo-FUCKIN-Hoo??? How many "REGULAR" people have cried in jail? She's uncomfortable?!?!? So is everybody else! What the hell is this country coming to? Since when is it part of the deal for jail to be comfortable? Isn't that the point of jail? So that when you go you are encouraged to NOT commit the same stupid crimes again? I mean honestly. WTF?!?!?!?
Things like this really get under my skin. It's sickening to know that if you have enough money and are in enough newspapers, magazines and bullshit you get special treatment. If I thought it would make a difference, I would get a petition going. Oooh someone did... www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/
SIGN IT!!!!
Peace ya'll!

Monday, June 04, 2007

satisfying news.....

Ahhh....the sweet sound of a moron...going to jail. http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070505/D8OTV73G0.html

For some reason I am getting such joy out of knowing that at least one idiot is gonna be off the streets tonight!! lol I am so sick of celebrities and pseudo "celebrities" getting away with shit the rest of us would never get away with!

I can only hope that her stay in "jail" is miserable. What a waste of air.


Peace ya'll!!


Thursday, May 31, 2007

New Beginning....

Why is it so hard to say what we are really thinking? I mean seriously? What's the big deal? It's 12:45am right now and I'm feeling stiffled by my beliefs. I probably shouldn't be blogging but there ya go! What is it that makes me censor myself?


Why do I feel like, if I express myself a certain way, I'm gonna have the wrath of so many people on me? Why do I care?


Gonna start being more honest.

Peace ya'll!